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Dottie's
Grand Holiday
Dear
Dottie,
Another Hallowe'en has come and gone, and again I was at a loss.
I was hostessing a party, as we do every year, and costume-wise
I wanted to play it BIG, yet still be able to attend to my guests
and the Toasted Cheese and Rye Roulettes in the oven. So this
year I dressed as a Giant Jack-o-Lantern, but my vision became
so impaired and I got so warm I fainted into the Spinach-and-Licorice
Peek-a-Boos and embarrassed everybody! Now I am left with a whole
year to try and come up with something grand yet non-debilitating
for next October!! Any thoughts?
Mrs. Dora-Jean Rayner
226 Claridge St.
Ohio 1, KL
Dear Dora,
I say, if you wanna play it big, play it BIG!!
Photo ©Paul Wilson |
This
year I just found me one of those radioactive clouds (NOT the kind
that make you LITTLE, but the other kind), drove through it a few
days before the Eve of All Hallows, and by the night of the party
I was big enough to host the whole TOWN. It even made the
papers, and was quite a sensation, and I didn't have to wear ANY
kind of troublesome costume. Of course, I knocked down city
hall and wiped out a couple of high-rises, but no block-party is
without its faults!
Luck & Kisses,
Dottie
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